Who We Be

Carey
Carey is a cynical bastard who happens to love film but who also happens to hate film. It’s sort of like a horrendous addiction to heroin. Sometimes, movies just flat out make him sick and nearly flatline due to base stupidity and pointlessness.

And yet he cannot walk away.

He’s a lot like that guy from Stone Temple Pilots. Only not at all like that guy from Stone Temple Pilots.

ThisGirl
I entertain myself constantly. Music, movies, books, television – oh yes, television. I’m not a cynical bastard, but a glass is half full, humanity is good at heart, bleeding heart liberal that never had nothing bad to say about nobody. All milk of human kindness all the time. That’s me!

Poormovietaste
Poormovietaste has been a fan of film for as long as he can remember. This love of movies has been a blessing and a curse as he’s exposed himself to far too many poor films over the years. But like the drunken uncle from your family reunion, he keeps coming back for more despite the fact that he feels Hollywood must hate him. He’s convinced, much like Frodo was about Gollum, that despite the greedy, festering exterior there remains something good inside the heart of tinsel town. Until he finds out exactly what that is, he’ll keep pointing out all of the bad and laughing all the way.