I Just Wanna Ride My Motorcy…cle.

In 2004, independent filmmaker Eric Fensler received a cease and desist letter from Hasbro for violating G.I. Joe copyrights with his redubbed parody PSA messages. You remember those. And now you know. And, of course, knowing is half the battle, apparently. This didn’t help Fensler. He knew. And still lost the other half of the [...]

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Further Evidence That the Japanese May be Insane

/Film has reported that Japanese audiences really aren’t digging The Dark Knight.  By not digging, I mean they absolutely hate it.  In it’s second week it was bested by that third Mummy movie and What Happens in Vegas, which is some Ashton Kutcher movie that we’d forgotten about.  The box office failure has been greatly [...]

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Marvel To Turn Superheroes Into Weird Anime Shit

Splash Page reported today that Marvel is moving some of their superhero franchises overseas to Japan’s Madhouse anime studio.  The goal is to have four anime feature films by 2010.  Okay so what?  They’re making anime versions of our favorite heroes.  No big deal right?  Well, according to the article:
Each of these films will be [...]

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Dragonballz…erh…Dragonball Live Action Trailer to Run Before Another Stupid Movie

It’s not like you needed another reason to stay away from the film adaptation of the video game Max Payne other than the simple fact that its a film adaptation of Max Payne.  Just in case you did, however, CinemaBlend reports that the first trailer for the live action Dragonball movie will run in front [...]

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Keanu Reeves: Don’t You Fucking Mess With Me, Man! Meditations on The Day the Earth Stood Still and Cowboy Bebop

It’s been while since I made fun of Keanu Reeves. After pretty much ignoring that the movie Street Kings existed, I have to bring the upcoming movie The Day the Earth Stood Still up. Check it out, homie:

“You should let me go.”
Why is it we have to continue looking at these [...]

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