Thisgirltv Likes Cheese! A Knight Rider Review

Because we all love David Hasselhoff and because we all watched Knight Rider back in the day (don’t you effing lie about it, you know you did), I have to say that, despite the disappointing made for tv movie/backdoor premiere of the new/remade/revamped/reimagined Knight Rider, the first episode I liked a lot. NBC done good, [...]

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God Help Us. More ‘Beveryly Hills Ninja II’ News.

Now, we’re actually fairly adept at making things up. Ask anyone we know. However, you know the old adage about truth and fiction. From there we bring you the following:
That’s right, The Hoff is starring in Beverly Hills Ninja 2. No word on what part he’ll play, but I doubt he’ll be the lead. Though [...]

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The Power of Christ Compels You! The Power of Christ Compels You!

Look, the title is the only thing we can think of to stop this insanity. Legion is once again among us and walks in the guise of every single Hollywood executive in Tinseltown. Jesus, throw them into the swine again.
Cinema Blend brings us a rumor. An ugly, hateful, Satanic rumor born from the pits of [...]

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Because ‘Teenage Mutant Samurai Salamanders’ Just Sounded Stupid

In ancient times, according to the Bible, mankind gathered and sought to build a tower that would reach the heavens. God rolled up a magazine, popped mankind in the nose with a firm (but loving, of course), “NO!” He then screwed with their Broca’s area, making them all confused-like, and sent them home.
Well, it’s time [...]

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We Finally Find Something Interesting About a ‘Superman’ Reboot

Usually, we let Poormovietaste handle the Superman posts. However, we happened across this little gem that apparently has something to do with the proposed Superman reboot. Or at least Millar’s idea of a proposed Superman reboot.
Look, in this interview, Mark Millar mentions something about Superman, ok? We believe it went something like this:
I’ve had this [...]

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