How to Avoid Crazy Security Guards While Trapped in a Parking Garage

So last night, since I couldn’t watch the Super Bowl (thanks Dish Network for not carrying my local NBC affiliate…bastards), I went through my Netflix Watch Instantly queue and added P2. I thought, you know what, why not a bad horror movie to celebrate not being able to see the big game? So, I cranked [...]

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Because You’ve Been Lookin’ For Freedom

If you thought that Samuel L. Jackson’s cameo as Nick Fury at the end of Iron Man was a catastrophe, then you’ll love the earlier incarnation of our famous head of S.H.I.E.L.D.  Way back in 1998, Nick Fury: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D hit the small screen to a resounding, “oh dear God, no,” starring everyone’s favorite [...]

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Is Alan Moore Batshit Crazy?

I’m not a psychologist.  Let me just get that out in the open right now.  That being said, I don’t think it takes a shrink to see that Alan Moore is basically apeshit insane.  In a recent article from the LA Times, Alan Moore commented, yet again on the upcoming Watchmen film and the news [...]

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Thin Movie News Pickings. Now With Fake Breasts. From the UK! We’re International Now, Bitches.

For the days when you’ve completely run out of movies to talk about, read about, watch and/or basically throw fecal matter at for the festering piles of mediocre that Hollywood is hurling at us, we have the following items of interest. First up? Zombie Strippers. From a script by some guy in accounting, this full-feature [...]

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Seventh Level of Hell Now Revealed. With Pictures!

Lionsgate Films, it is now certain, did not sell their souls to Satan. They sold their brains to Satan.
Lionsgate proudly announces:
Something fishy is happening at Bill’s Bait Shop. Forced to come up with $15,000 or else witness his small-town bait shop become the one that got away, Bill (Bill Engvall) must rely on a comedic [...]

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