Yo, Joe! Check Out the Ass on That Soldier!

That’s not a, ‘Don’t ask, Don’t tell’ reference up there. No sir. This is purely smut-related, as anyone knows a film based on action figures that became staples for every kid with a penchant for blowing up bad guys in the 80s should be.
Here’s a new poster from the upcoming G.I. Joe (Rise of the [...]

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I’m Gonna Photoshop You. All Kinds of Filtered.

New Poster for Frank Miller’s The Spirit. It’s Photoshoppy! It’s campy! It’s…
Well, look, Miller’s work speaks for itself most of the time. His take on Batman spoke volumes of dark, aggressive action that polarized the comic book community and forever changed the way we look at the Dark Knight. His Daredevil work spoke legitimacy toward [...]

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‘Splinter’ Poster Uses Pun to Make a Point. Few Care.

Shock Till You Drop brings us a new poster for the upcoming film, Splinter. Oh yes. More horror. This is the only world where it is possible to be as huge of a fan of horror as we are and yet become quickly annoyed at the very mention of another entry in the genre from [...]

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This is Really Funny. No, it is. Sort of. Ok, Not Really at All.

Well, it works because it’s called ‘Juneau.’ You see that? That’s clever in a really clever kind of clever way, isn’t it? Clever, kids!
You see it spoofs the film version of Juno by clumsily replacing Michael Cera’s and Ellen Page’s head with McCain and Palin’s daughter. And, like Palin’s daughter is pregnant. And, like, Palin has [...]

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‘Anime Coalition for Proper Sizing of Eyes’ Standards Met on Poster for ‘Passengers’

Proving that Anne Hathaway can be hot even after manipulation in Photoshop rendering her eyes to meet Japanese Anime Certification Standards, we bring you the latest poster for her new film, Passengers:
Someone clearly just discovered the opacity settings on layers in Photoshop. Also, thank God they finally finished developing the Movie Poster Tagline software that [...]

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