Lost Season 5-News to Whet Your Appetite

First let me say I have been away from Hey Media for far too long and I apologize for my extended absence.  That being said, it’s now January which means one thing for many of us; Lost is coming.  Yes, we are officially less than one week away from the 3 hour Lost premiere extravaganza.  [...]

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Sitcoms Coming Down the Pipeline – God Love ABC

ABC canceled the midseason series Single With Parents, the comedy produced by ABC Studios and DreamWorks and starring Alyssa Milano, according to THR. Production on the show had been interrupted due to disagreements over creative direction and with no resolution, ABC decided to nix it altogether. ABC has three other midseason 30m shows in the works: In the [...]

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I’m Ok, You’re Ok. Megan Fox is Also Ok and Mostly Naked A Lot.

Megan Fox likes to to get naked. She likes to sit around the house and have sex all day. Megan Fox has the libido of a teenage boy.
And Megan Fox is no dummy. She knows full well she butters her bread with your libido.
Cinema Blend gives us a little insight into what Fox will be [...]

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The Looming Spectre of Doom Awaits You

I heard something today about some kind of “U.S. economic crisis” supposedly based on some kind of “bailout” or something.  Then I read an article on SlashFilm.com and realized what true apocalyptic doom was really all about.  Dear merciful God in heaven…or elder gods…or whatever is out there, we pray to you in all your [...]

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Americans Are Stupid; Put a Big Explosion from Another Movie in so They’ll be Interested

Wait a second.  Hollywood thinks we’re the dumb ones?  Well, we probably are.  After all, we’ve managed, somehow, to make Keanu Reeves, Nic Cage, and Vin Diesel movie stars.  Putting that aside, the good folks at Sony tried to pull a fast one on us ol’ cowboy dumbass Americans by incorporating an explosion scene in [...]

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