Is Alan Moore Batshit Crazy?

I’m not a psychologist.  Let me just get that out in the open right now.  That being said, I don’t think it takes a shrink to see that Alan Moore is basically apeshit insane.  In a recent article from the LA Times, Alan Moore commented, yet again on the upcoming Watchmen film and the news [...]

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Clive Barker Says ‘Just Say No’ to Wussed-Out Horror

Once in a while MTV manages to accomplish something that tosses a penny into the bottomless well of penance for their dull, bloated existence in the entertainment world. This time, they share a sentence or two with Clive Barker, one of our favorite horror writers. Clearly the fellow (or lady) at the helm of the [...]

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Cave-Dwelling Bastards and the Women Who Love Them, Take Two

Since The Descent was one of our favorite scary-type movies, it doesn’t surprise us in the least that they’re making a sequel.
It only makes sense, really. Make one decent scary film about demonic, sub-human creatures, stick it all in a claustrophobic cave setting, make certain there’s not an idiot teen within firing distance of any [...]

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Director of Babylon A.D. Says the Movie Will Suck

First let me say that I am aware of the fact that Vin Diesel can’t act his way out of a paper bag even if that paper bag was on fire and full of dog shit.  Despite this fact I’ve enjoyed some of Diesel’s films including both Pitch Black and The Chronicles of Riddick.  Plus, [...]

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We Jump on the Bandwagon and Listen to Downey, Jr. Play Dumb

Considering the fact that this is about to be the quote de jour for the next 23 minutes, we here at Hey! Media! have to sidle up to the bandwagon and hop on for just a minute or two. So here we go; Robert Downey, Jr. on The Dark Knight:
“My whole thing is that that [...]

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