Only Redeeming Quality of ‘Watchmen’ Poster: Silk’s Ass

Ok, so this is movie news, and I said I wasn’t doing movie news. Well, goddamnit, look at this:
There is only one redeeming quality about this poster. One. Singular. As in I dislike everything about this poster save for this one item:
Silk Spectre’s bum. It is a beautiful thing and, for that, I can forgive [...]

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‘Twilight Poster’ Creeps Us Out in All the Wrong Ways

Is this supposed to be cool/creepy/hip/awesome and/or tempting? Well it ain’t. It’s just plain weird, man. The hell’s up with the vampire dude? That tagline is all wrong. It should read, “Call the police right now because this wack-job pervert is touching someone’s daughter.”
Maybe that’s why we’re not in marketing. Nobody likes the truth much [...]

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‘Punisher: War Zone’ Poster Thrilling for Adolescents.

IGN brings us the latest Punisher: War Zone poster. And hot damn, look at all the guns. 13 year-olds the world over just had to go change their underwear.

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‘Kick-Ass’ Not Looking to Kick Much Ass

/Film brings us some new images from the upcoming disaster joke bad idea crapass comic book adaption uh, movie, Kick-Ass.
You already know what the movie’s about. And if not, well:
Dave Lizewski is an unnoticed high school student and comic book fan with a few friends and who lives alone with his father. His life is [...]

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‘Mastermind Filmmakers’ Craft ‘Crank’ Sequel. Or: Crunk Ain’t Dead.

Because stupid is as stupid does, there appears to be an actual, we’re-totally-not-bullshitting sequel to the upscale, cerebral action film, Crank. A bit of synopsis for you intellectuals in the audience:
[Chev] Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of [...]

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