Catherine Hardwicke, the director of the screen version of Twilight, based on the best selling book series written by Stephenie Meyer, has announced that she’ll be releasing her own “Twilight Director’s Notebook.” I’m Sure this thing will be chock full of secrets and inside information that only someone as special as the director could know. [...]
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Twilight Movie Director Releasing Her Own Director’s Notebook
Posted in Just Plain Stupid Shit, Movies & TV, Supposed Horror, Vampires, What The Fuck on February 4, 2009 | 1 Comment »
REVIEW: ‘The Unborn’
Posted in Just Plain Stupid Shit, Opinions, Reviews, Supposed Horror, Tragically Hilarious, What The Fuck on January 11, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
David S. Goyer’s new film about a young woman slowly being possessed by a demon is nothing short of bland, overdone, mix and match horror schtick that fails to deliver on every single level it sets out to address.
There’ll be no need for a ‘read more’ link for this review. It’s not going to take [...]
Because Vampires Are Just So…Dreamy!
Posted in Just Plain Stupid Shit, Movies & TV, Reviews, Supposed Horror, Vampires on December 2, 2008 | 1 Comment »
I promised myself I wouldn’t do this. When this film came out I made a personal oath not to discuss it or the hype surrounding its release, but after being dragged kicking and screaming to see this film by my wife I felt I just had to get it out. Twilight is a horrible film [...]
No Really; Thanks for Making ‘Saw’ Just so Damn Popular!
Posted in Just Plain Stupid Shit, Supposed Horror, What The Fuck on October 27, 2008 | 2 Comments »
According to Cinematical, the Saw franchise is now the highest grossing horror franchise ever. Ever. Saw. Highest grossing.
Lewis Black said it best: “If there were a just and loving God, he wouldn’t allow this kind of thing to happen.”
When you shelled out nine bucks this weekend to see if Jigsaw would do anything new in [...]
Because Shannon Elizabeth and Edward Furlong Need to Resurrect Their Careers
Posted in Another Damn Remake, Just Plain Stupid Shit, Movies & TV, Supposed Horror, What The Fuck on October 7, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
ShockTillYouDrop is reporting, exclusively mind you (oh how exciting), on the new remake of the 80’s B movie, which most of you have either forgotten or never seen, Night of the Demons. Among the film’s stars are notable D listers Shannon Elizabeth and Edward Furlong, because, well, damn it times are tough and you can’t [...]