Lost Season 5 Promo is Here

NOTE: If you haven’t seen Lost, but may plan on watching the show, don’t read any further.  Just go out and rent the DVD’s and get your ass caught up on one of the greatest shows in TV history. SPOILERS BELOW.
Okay, now that we’ve got that out of the way, the folks over at ABC [...]

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‘The Unborn’ Looks Damned Impressive to Us.

MTV Movies Blog has posted the trailer for the upcoming David Goyer film, The Unborn. The story follows a young woman (Odette Yustman) as she attempts to evict an evil spirit (the Hebraic legend of the dybbuk) that wants her body (and who can blame the spirit? Not us).
First off, this trailer looks fantastic. We’re [...]

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‘The Uninvited,’ or Typical Hollywood Formula for Horror Disaster

Horror these days sucks, plain and simple.  Perhaps we’re all just getting old here at Hey! Media, but the mediocrity of Hollywood horror films these days is something that really gets under our skin.  Such is the case with Hollywood’s latest attempt to make a quick buck, The Uninvited.  I won’t bore you with unnecessary [...]

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‘Haunting of Molly Hartley.’ More Horror Crap.

Shock Till You Drop brings us a clip (see it here below the fold) from yet another in what seems to be a seemingly endless line of mediocre, run-of-the-mill horror films.
Haunting of Molly Hartley tells the tale of a young woman caught in the clutches of a deadly virus that causes her to grow large, [...]

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Americans Are Stupid; Put a Big Explosion from Another Movie in so They’ll be Interested

Wait a second.  Hollywood thinks we’re the dumb ones?  Well, we probably are.  After all, we’ve managed, somehow, to make Keanu Reeves, Nic Cage, and Vin Diesel movie stars.  Putting that aside, the good folks at Sony tried to pull a fast one on us ol’ cowboy dumbass Americans by incorporating an explosion scene in [...]

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