How to Avoid Crazy Security Guards While Trapped in a Parking Garage

So last night, since I couldn’t watch the Super Bowl (thanks Dish Network for not carrying my local NBC affiliate…bastards), I went through my Netflix Watch Instantly queue and added P2. I thought, you know what, why not a bad horror movie to celebrate not being able to see the big game? So, I cranked [...]

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REVIEW: ‘Underworld: Rise of the Lycans’

Len Wiseman and Danny McBride’s semi-gothic, all supernatural tale of a seemingly neverending war between vampire and lycan continues it’s death-dealing march across the silverscreen in the third installment. And an interesting installment this third tale is.
McBride is back at the helm as writer, along with Patrick Tatopoulos manning the director’s chair. Familiar faces all [...]

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REVIEW: ‘The Unborn’

David S. Goyer’s new film about a young woman slowly being possessed by a demon is nothing short of bland, overdone, mix and match horror schtick that fails to deliver on every single level it sets out to address.
There’ll be no need for a ‘read more’ link for this review. It’s not going to take [...]

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Bolt or When Did Cartoons Get So Good?

The other day, we went to see Bolt. We didn’t realize, mainly because we weren’t paying attention, that the show we were going to was a 3-D only show. So we sucked it up and got the glasses to see the movie.
 
Holy shit, when did 3-D get to be so good?
I slip on my 3-D [...]

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Because Vampires Are Just So…Dreamy!

I promised myself I wouldn’t do this.  When this film came out I made a personal oath not to discuss it or the hype surrounding its release, but after being dragged kicking and screaming to see this film by my wife I felt I just had to get it out.  Twilight is a horrible film [...]

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