DISCUSSING: ‘Righteous Kill’. What the HELL, man?

We’ve found precisely squat to report on in terms of news today. So be it. We’ll talk about something that pissed us off. Pacino and DeNiro’s feckless ‘thriller,’ Righteous Kill.
We’ve got crooked cops. Vigilante justice. Hot women unafraid of their own sexuality. Sleek, on-the-move camera work. The current trends are all met and attempts have [...]

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Sign of the Apocalypse: Hayden Christensen and Paul Walker to Star in a Movie Together

The folks over at Screen Gems are masochists.  That’s the only excuse we can come up with for their reasoning behind casting not only Paul Walker, but Hayden Christensen in the upcoming Bone Deep.  To top things off, these two will be working side by side with rappers Chris Brown and T.I.  Apparently, Christensen is [...]

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A Movie About a Killer Baby…And It’s a Remake No Less!

Okay, I will admit that I never saw the original It’s Alive from 1974 and hadn’t even heard of it until today.  Apparently back in the mid-70’s this movie was popular enough to have spawned a couple of sequels.  Now, it’s 2008 and we sit on the verge of yet another damn remake; this one, [...]

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Nicholas Cage to Play Nicholas Cage (Again) in a Film by John Carpenter (in Prison) Where Some Punk Kid Meets a Guy Played by Nicholas Cage

Looks like John Carpenter and Nicholas Cage are teaming up for a prison thriller.
“Scared Straight follows a troubled youth who’s sent to prison off the Scared Straight crime-prevention program, which imprisons delinquent teens for a short period in the hopes of deterring them from a life of crime. While the teen is there, a riot [...]

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Leonardo DiCaprio’s Production Company to Slaughter ‘Twilight Zone.’ No One Surprised.

So long as Hollywood continues to churn out the idiotic ideas, this site is going to continue to be somewhat entertaining. So, at least for that, thanks Hollywood!
DiCaprio has a production company? Wow. Who knew? The production company is called Appian Way, but we here at Hey! Media! have a suggestion for renaming it: Damned [...]

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