Catherine Hardwicke, the director of the screen version of Twilight, based on the best selling book series written by Stephenie Meyer, has announced that she’ll be releasing her own “Twilight Director’s Notebook.” I’m Sure this thing will be chock full of secrets and inside information that only someone as special as the director could know. [...]
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Twilight Movie Director Releasing Her Own Director’s Notebook
Posted in Just Plain Stupid Shit, Movies & TV, Supposed Horror, Vampires, What The Fuck on February 4, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Yo, Joe! Check Out the Ass on That Soldier!
Posted in Action, Drive By Snark, Just Plain Stupid Shit, Movie Posters, New Releases on January 28, 2009 | 3 Comments »
That’s not a, ‘Don’t ask, Don’t tell’ reference up there. No sir. This is purely smut-related, as anyone knows a film based on action figures that became staples for every kid with a penchant for blowing up bad guys in the 80s should be.
Here’s a new poster from the upcoming G.I. Joe (Rise of the [...]
Refresh the Nation! With Slogans! Right.
Posted in Just Plain Stupid Shit, Opinions, Presidential Election, The Shit Celebrities Say, What The Fuck on January 20, 2009 | 1 Comment »
I don’t want to do political posts here. But since media has decided to blur the line so much between politics and entertainment (next election, could someone please convince Simon Cowell to create ‘American President’ so that the public can just vote over the damn phone and be done with trying to pretend our political [...]
REVIEW: ‘The Unborn’
Posted in Just Plain Stupid Shit, Opinions, Reviews, Supposed Horror, Tragically Hilarious, What The Fuck on January 11, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
David S. Goyer’s new film about a young woman slowly being possessed by a demon is nothing short of bland, overdone, mix and match horror schtick that fails to deliver on every single level it sets out to address.
There’ll be no need for a ‘read more’ link for this review. It’s not going to take [...]
Because Vampires Are Just So…Dreamy!
Posted in Just Plain Stupid Shit, Movies & TV, Reviews, Supposed Horror, Vampires on December 2, 2008 | 1 Comment »
I promised myself I wouldn’t do this. When this film came out I made a personal oath not to discuss it or the hype surrounding its release, but after being dragged kicking and screaming to see this film by my wife I felt I just had to get it out. Twilight is a horrible film [...]